the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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