So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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