Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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