It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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