Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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