Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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