What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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