So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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