Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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