She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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