Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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