we're blogging at a bar
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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