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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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