She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm sobbing to NWA
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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