butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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