dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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