I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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