she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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