:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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