I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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