After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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