Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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