I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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