he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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