$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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