Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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