Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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