it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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