I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
