The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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