at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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