you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Randomize
