he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
she looked like the before picture.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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