so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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