Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
