If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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