But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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its like you know when i get waxed
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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