I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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