in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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