Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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