just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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