hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
wow bdsm is so cute
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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