Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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