maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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