have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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