He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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