Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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