So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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