Don't you send me to vm
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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