I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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