i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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